Secrets Of Dating

You're at a party and you see a very squishy girl, then what do you do? Well, I have spent countless hours of experimenting and researching to give you some help. As most people call me Doctor Love, I now have an answer for everything. I have packaged my knowledge into ten easy steps which guarantee instant success.

Always Make Eye Contact.
If she's staring at you, either you're a freak or she digs you (or she digs freaks). If she looks at you and you're not a freak, look back. Her holding your gaze is a green light; looking away is a yellow. If you're feeling lucky run the yellow light, but prepare for the consequences. Wait for confirmation, if she looks back, the light is green and proceed without hesitation. She will refuseto send any more vibes for fear of looking silly. Waiting too long reveals to her you are not a man of action. Break the eye contact at this point, leaving her in suspense.

Always hit on the Most Beautiful.
Never look too desperate in these positions. Most guys are too intimidated by stunning, drop dead gorgeous women and shy down to most opportunities of meeting them. Never go on and on about their elegant appearance, but rather tell them how beautiful they are in the inside (Embellishing always helps).

Never Let Rejection Stop You.
The adage, "The worst she can say is no," is a lie. The worst she can say, "Do you know why you're single, it's because you're ugly." If this happens, chant, "It's not me. It's her," five times under your breath, and try again with someone new.

Always Have a Complete Mastery of at Least Two Books.
Women love when a guy is intelligent and shows he cares about other things than beer, sports, and cars. "That's precisely the tragedy of Gatsby's obsession with Daisy." You too can be a man of letters or at least talk like one. Read two books carefully, until you can master all the questions in the Coles Notes version. If perchance magazines come up needless to say, you've never read this particular issue.

Never Talk Scary.
"I think this rash is spreading to other parts of my body." This will get you absolutely nowhere. You might as well carry a bottle of Gold Bond around the room and see how far you get. Never tell a girl, who you are trying to impress, about the stupid things you've done when you and your
friends got together, because women have a different sense of humor.

Always Joke.
This is the best way to keep your date smiling through the whole night, no matter how bad the date is. It's good to show her you can be seriuos once in a while but girls love to laugh. So show them how to have a good time.

Always Look Like You're Having the Best Time.
You and your friends should be smiling, teasing each other, laughing and cleary enjoying each other's company. Obviously the scene is the easiest to create when you're actually enjoying yourself, but if for some reason your not with your regular friends, you've got to fake it. Grin like an idiot and do whatever you can to keep the conversation rolling.

Never go on Parade.
Don't be seen wandering around on your own with no clear purpose. Being spotted downgrades you instantly from eligible bachelor to a lurking weirdo. Location is everything. A central location is key in which you can see everything and everything can see you.

Single Man's Astrological Guide To Single Women

ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
She's aggressive with men, dynamic, hot-tempered, and very bossy. You must be very strongwilled with this woman and don't let her boss you around. Don't be a wimp, this woman loves a challenge. She attracts men quiet easily and can discard them just as easily. Don't try to tie this woman down, she likes her freedom and doesn't like to be smothered. They are very energetic and aggressive in bed and reach orgasm very quickly. If you want some "hot" sex, this is the girl for you.

TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
They don't call this the sign of the bull for nothing! This woman is bullheaded and she likes to get her own way and can be very stubborn. She's very down-to-earth and loves to take care of her man, so be sure and go along with letting her mother you. Shower her with plants, flowers, and money. This woman is very sensual in bed and likes to make love slowly. She can literally make love for hours! I hope you have a lot of sexual stamina to keep up with her!

GEMINI (May 21 - June 21)
This woman is a big flirt, so if you're the jealous and possessive type this can cause problems. She's very intelligent and the best way to her heart is through her mind. You must keep her mind stimulated to keep her from getting bored with you. She loves to travel, so take her for weekend getaways out-of-town. She loves to be stroked, so be sure and give her a sensual massage. They love variety in their sex life, so be sure and try different positions and make love in different settings (in front of the fireplace, in the bath tub or shower, on the kitchen counter, in an open field, etc.).

CANCER (June 22 - July 22)
This woman will want to baby and take care of you. Let her do it, by all means, because its part of her maternal instincts. She's very emotional and romantic, so you can really capture this woman's heart by doing anything romantic. She soaks up compliments like a sponge, so be sure to compliment her often. She makes a good sex partner because she will do anything to please her man.

LEO (July 23 - August 22)
This woman is very charming, has lots of sex appeal, and loves to party. She's a very social person and loves to be on the go. If you're a couch potato, you're not the man for her. Very passionate and affectionate and has lots of love to give to the right guy. Attracted to unusual, dynamic men who are often a bit eccentric. You must be well-dressed and treat her like royalty because she has a strong ego. She's a real tiger in bed and rules the bedroom.

VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
Very intellectual and a bit cool and acts aloof. Very picky about men and you must meet her high standards. Very critical nature. Take it slow with this woman. It takes her awhile to warm up to you because of her cautious nature. It's worth it in the end because once she's yours she's yours to keep. Very faithful and devoted. Can be very exacting in bed and wants to follow a set routine. She wants everything to be perfect.

LIBRA (September 23 - October 23)
This is one of the most beautiful signs in the Zodiac. She's very feminine and her good looks attracts a lot of men. She makes an ideal mate because she's so giving and loves peace and harmony. She's so sexy, seductive, and charming. A very social creature and very romantic and sentimental. Be sure and appeal to her romantic nature and she's all yours!

SCORPIO (October 24 - November 21)
This is a very intense and mysterious woman. She doesn't do anything halfhearted and when she sets her sights on a man she will pursue him with relentless intensity. She may even scare you away with her intensity, jealousy, and possessiveness. She can be a very moody and emotional person. Don't get on the wrong side of this woman because she can make a dangerous enemy and will stop at nothing to get even with you. Very intense in bed and probably the best lover in the Zodiac.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)
She's very independent and loves her freedom. If you try to pin her down and you're the jealous and possessive type, you will scare this woman away. She loves the outdoors and sports, so plan you're activities outside and play sports and attend sporting events. She loves to travel, so take her places to capture her heart. Enjoy her while she's around because her heart is known to wander. She doesn't like long-term commitments. You must have a good sense of humor and be happy-go-lucky like her.

CAPRICORN - (December 22 - January 19)
This woman is very reserved in the beginning but once you have broken down her barriers, she will love you with all her heart with lots of intensity. She's very ambitious and career-oriented. Appeal to her by talking about making money and attaining goals. Move slow with this woman. You must become her friend first before you can get her in the sack. She's not into casual sex, so you must not be sexually aggressive with this woman.

AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
Very intelligent and you must appeal to her mind. Can be very elusive and afraid of commitment. There are a lot of bachelorettes born under this sign and they usually marry late in life. She's a strong believer in friendship and will remain your friend even after you have broken up. Keep in mind that they can be a little cold-natured, so if you're expecting a hot & sexy passionate sex-goddess, then you may be disappointed.

PISCES (February 19 - March 20)
If you want a loving, devoted, affectionate, sympathetic woman to cater to you're every need, this is the woman for you. This woman need lots of affection and attention. The more romance you can give her the better! She's got lots of love to give in return. She's very emotional and moody, so you will have to help keep her balanced emotionally.

Example: The evening is winding down. It's pretty obvious that you aren't going to "get lucky" this night for any love, sex, or romance, but you hang on 'till the bitter end hoping that the chance in a million shot will come through. Wrong! Instead you alertly perceive that the evening is still going well and is positive, so you politely explain that you have to go, assure her that you had a great time, and tell her you'll have to get together again sometime. Take her home and say, "Good night."

Most men seem to think that if they prolong the date enough, they'll get the girl in bed for a hot night of passion, sex, and romance. As the evening drags on, the mood of the date starts to drop and the girl ends up having to announce it's time for her to go. By ending the date before she does, you surprise her and set yourself apart from the other guys she's dated. You imply that you are hard-to-get and not desperate. And believe me, if the girl is interested in going to bed with you, you'll know it. She will make her interest known to you. So, if she hasn't given you the signals, better for you to make your exit and beat her at her own game. She'll be giving you the signals someday soon.

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